Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

Where's the "thank you" for bringing me to the ocean? Get on your knees

Don't even hint at a tee, I'd rather stick my finger up your ass

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I come home from work and it's hot — my wife is ready to fuck

He tore the redhead's pantyhose and came on her panties

Don't tell your parents we're having sex instead of economics

Cute classmate sat on his dick and immediately sweat from excitement